darkskyknight

Seriously.  Someone explain to me why the copter's gotta keep a journal now?  What? Talk about my feelings? Are you kidding me?  FEELINGS?  What the frag are those things?  But I guess the world needs more coptery wisdom, so.... 

You humans are fraggin' weird.  First off with the boring one-mode thing.  How you function like that, I'll never know.  Got nothing wrong with my root mode, mind you, plenty bipedal and all myself, but...wow. Like...how limiting. You can't fly. Or take corners really fast or go underwater or into space or anything. I imagine it's why you act so crazy.

Yeah, I know all about you. I watch MTV.  I've seen your Ke$ha videos, and let's just say that femmes like her, in my world?  Spare parts. She'd at least contribute something to society. You'd better get her to the chop shop soon, because if she's living the nonsense she sings about, her parts ain't gonna be worth raw-metal prices.  Same for just about everyone on that 'My Super Sweet Sixteen.'  I suggested an improvement to the production company--that each episode end in a smelter.  They have...not gotten back to me. If they suddenly start using my idea, I will sue their squishy pants off for plagiarism. 

So anyway, because Primus hates me, apparently I got assigned as a...what's this thing on my orders now here? A Muse? what the frag is that?  MUSE? That's like one of your organic lifeforms, right? With the antlers?  Noble creatures, but I don't see the--what? That's a 'Moose'?  Huh.  Dammit.  Kinda looked forward to the new alt mode.  Rotors are way fun, but antlers could be awesome too.  Maybe I'd do it as antler-rotors, you know; why decide?  Rot-antlers. I bet I could make it look totally cool. 

So what's this 'muse' thing, anyway?  WHUT? I gotta inspire someone?  Right.  Look, you. We Decepticons really aren't into all this New Agey crystal huggin' nonsense about empowerment and inspiration.  We're kind of 'kick you in the aft repeatedly till either the footplate gets too dented or the mech figures it out'.  Tried and true 'con technique called 'kickstarting'. DUH. 

Sure. I can do this muse thing, if I can do it my way.  And if I get fics about *me*. 

What? Copter needs love.